You have one year. Good luck
FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT
As much as I love seeing people dump ice water over their heads, for goodness sakes people, what do you really think that’s going to do for anyone?! Sure, it puts it out there, but it’s not really doing anything more than that. It’s sad that Charlie Sheen of all people is the first to publicly show this and take a stand for it.
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the struggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
"Now let me dispel a few rumours so they don’t fester into facts. Yes, I too attended at ‘Hell-ton’ and survived. And no, at that time I was not the mental giant you see before you. I was the intellectual equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would kick copies of Byron in my face."
So I’m at a particle astrophysics workshop at Penn State this week, and one of the head professors presenting is from Argentina. Is it wrong that I’m sad I didn’t bring my Germany World Cup team shirt?
Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.
I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open.
|—||Unknown (via disbar)|